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PostSubject: Never, ever trust Frosty when you're in a IM conversation with him   Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:02 pm

(11:58:00 PM) Nitwit: that would be a horrid way to go... death by being raped by an orca whale

(11:58:49 PM) H4Vo|<: theyre very sexually active
(11:58:59 PM) Jack: Old ladies go for swims with Dolphins, having saved up all their retirement money, thent he thing drowns them whislt trying to get some.
(11:59:32 PM) Nitwit: is it bad that I am chuckling at that as horrible as it is

(11:49:25 PM) Jack: Or DPS?
(11:49:31 PM) Nitwit: ranged
(11:49:41 PM) H4Vo|<: theres a controlle type and a ranged dps
(11:50:04 PM) Nitwit: depends on my mood there
(11:50:16 PM) Nitwit: I really like control but I like damage
(11:50:47 PM) H4Vo|<: theres a dominator
(11:50:50 PM) Jack: *clamps hand over mouth*

(11:51:51 PM) H4Vo|<: now if I said dominatrix..
(11:52:04 PM) Jack: Steady boyo. It's been a while for me.
(11:52:35 PM) Jack: Too much personal information there.
(11:54:01 PM) H4Vo|<: tmi
(11:54:08 PM) Nitwit: yes



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PostSubject: Re: Never, ever trust Frosty when you're in a IM conversation with him   Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:39 am

I probably shouldn't get involved here. I'm sure people have far more odd/demented/stupid things that I've likely said over MSN than I have from them. Doh! But here are a few gems from the past week or so. While most of these are Frosty's fault, I still blame Havoc. Stick Out Tongue


6:04:08 PM Jack: I didn't do it!
6:04:11 PM Jack: It wasn't me!"
6:04:13 PM Jack: Havok told me to!
6:04:16 PM NitWhit: haha
6:04:24 PM NitWhit: it's alright i always blame havok
6:04:30 PM Jack: Really?
6:04:32 PM Jack: Sweet!


8:56:48 PM Jack: What you need is one stupid male.
8:57:02 PM NitWhit: hah we've actually been discussing that
8:57:21 PM Jack: I'd offer but I'd go on a power trip. And all the other things too that stop me.
8:57:24 PM NitWhit: we can apparently have a 'sweetheart' of our sorority, kinda like a male mascot deal
8:57:35 PM NitWhit: though I think we've more or less picked him out already
8:57:49 PM Jack: A male mascot?
8:57:53 PM Jack: A sweetheart?!
8:57:58 PM Jack: *runs to the cellar*
8:58:01 PM NitWhit: haha
8:58:09 PM Jack: I said this would happen! You give them power and we just become breeding machines!


9:10:18 PM Jack: .........have you been drinking?
9:10:22 PM NitWhit: no
9:10:23 PM Jack: No wait, are you HIGH?
9:10:26 PM NitWhit: no
9:10:31 PM Jack: I have never heard you say cute.
9:10:32 PM Jack: Ever.
9:10:36 PM NitWhit: maybe sugar high, there were a lot of cookies
9:10:41 PM Jack: Ahhhh. Right.
9:10:49 PM Jack: I'll try not to drag you down.


10:07:28 PM Jack: Ah, barely concealed homoeroticism
10:07:32 PM NitWhit: yep
10:07:36 PM NitWhit: clearly XD
10:08:01 PM Jack: Rugby is all about putting your head near a man's crotch
10:08:11 PM Jack: THe strange thing is it's one of the few sports I like....


2:28:55 AM NitWhit: even if you got her a disguise she's mentally disturbed and it's liable to show
2:30:21 AM JediSmith: true.
2:30:42 AM NitWhit: but I think I'll just go ahead and stuff her in a crate in my post like she's been in there awhile now
2:30:50 AM NitWhit: hmmm what to make it a crate of
2:31:39 AM JediSmith: wood.
2:31:48 AM NitWhit: >_< splinters
2:31:51 AM JediSmith: wood and scavenged metal maybe
2:31:56 AM JediSmith: she's a big girl
2:32:08 AM NitWhit: should just make it like ambiguous live animal for kicks
2:32:12 AM JediSmith: im sure she'll be tough enough to last in there till it's time to break out.
2:32:17 AM NitWhit: stuff her in there with chickens or something
2:32:35 AM JediSmith: oh I think that would end badly.

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PostSubject: Re: Never, ever trust Frosty when you're in a IM conversation with him   Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:31 pm

This is pretty old, but Havok was drunk and I lol'd.

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H4Vo|< says: i se yuo hter

Lindsey says: wat

H4Vo|< says: hwe ur thinkj you asre

Lindsey says: 0_o Have you been drinking? Or lending your computer to a four-year-old?

H4Vo|< says: i ahd fw b8tss I goood\

Lindsey says: roflmao

H4Vo|< says: istt omt funne

Lindsey says: The fact that I can almost completely understand what you're saying right now makes me believe I've spent far too much time around noobs.

H4Vo|< says: hjwo ouy ca;ll noov/1

Lindsey says: I meant those who can't spell correctly on a regular basis...

H4Vo|< says: o I seee jjow itis
yuo htink yu cool

Lindsey says: With my sobriety? Why, yes. Razz

H4Vo|< says: imm sobrwe

Lindsey says: And I'm the next President.

H4Vo|< says: syupifd krynoard bbroken

Lindsey says: riiiight

H4Vo|< says: ssshtu u[p
I gho ly doon mow
so u canm htinks bnout howw'
meen yoi at
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Lindsey says: lol yay, you've got a word in the right order!

H4Vo|< says: ah frget ti
i go nmow

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PostSubject: Re: Never, ever trust Frosty when you're in a IM conversation with him   Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:34 am

Hehe, I remember that one. Giggle



nitwhit 4:30
so apparently my school is building robots made to trick people
I'm starting to get worried
h4vo|< 4:31
trick people how?
to actually look like humans?!
THE FOOLS!
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!
nitwhit 4:31
trick soldiers by creating false trails and hiding themselves
h4vo|< 4:32
dear lord..
the ultimate hide and seek machine
nitwhit 4:32
haha
yes
h4vo|< 4:32
it's real!
it's like one of those robot vacuums. It doesn't even clean anything just like it!



jack 6:35
There's a giant bag of chocolate waiting for me downstairs.
nitwhit 6:36
i want chocolate now
jack 6:36
This is revenge for the waffles.
nitwhit 6:36
but waffles were revenge for the milk and cookies
jack 6:37
And so this war will continue forever whilst we both breathe.
Unless we find a common enemy,



jack 6:52
I like nuts
That's potentially the worst line I've said in isolation


jack 10:09
Okay, that's like praying mantis sex
nitwhit 10:09
lol
jack 10:10
I canna be arsed with putting up highlights from this conversation
nitwhit 10:10
:p
then i suppose they won't be going up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsmxs0uDXMo that is so incredibly awkward
jack 10:13
So I can say whatever I want. MUAHAHAHAHAA
nitwhit 10:13
or can you? >_>
jack 10:13
Damn it
Okay, what the fuck is this?!
nitwhit 10:14
blame one of my sorority sisters
jack 10:14
THEY'RE GOING TO FUCKING TAKE OVER
MAKE US FOLLOW ON LEADS
nitwhit 10:14
lol
the human animation is so so incredibly awkward
jack 10:15
Also sexy
nitwhit 10:15
it's just like why would you use human models for this
if you think being absorbed into another person's body is sexy... power to you i guess >_<
jack 10:17
This should become a meme

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PostSubject: Re: Never, ever trust Frosty when you're in a IM conversation with him   Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:14 pm

(8:33:06 PM) Nitwit: so my school is infested with zombies and I saw the mystery machine driving around, on top of that my teacher let us out an hour early and I got a free rockem sockem robot thing Very Happy
(9:08:28 PM) Jack: Look, I know school can be stressful, but I really don't think taking acid is the answer Nit.
(9:09:04 PM) Jack: I got to admit, it sounds like a fun hallucination, but you have to come back to reality.
(9:09:27 PM) Jack: Zombies haven't had an outbreak in years. Scooby Doo is fictional and your lecturers will never let you out early.
(9:09:37 PM) Jack: Although the rockem sockem robot you probably stole whilst drifitng

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PostSubject: Re: Never, ever trust Frosty when you're in a IM conversation with him   Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:47 pm

Jack says:
Yay zombies!

Lindsey says:
yay!

Jack says:
YAY
I CAN SHOUT LOUDER

Lindsey says:
NO ME
I CAN GO BOLD!

Jack says:
TRY ME

Lindsey says:
YOU FORGOT EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!

Jack says:
GOSH DARN!!!11111
Fine

Lindsey says:
lulz i win

Jack says:
You win

Lindsey says:
huzzah!

Jack says:
You will pay for this transgression!

Lindsey says:
orly

Jack says:
O rly good lady
O rly

Lindsey says:
yarly

Jack says:
This can only mean one thing!
WAR

Lindsey says:
haven't we been through the consequences of you declaring war?

Jack says:
That was with Nit!
You may be taller then her, but you don't have her evil streak!

Lindsey says:
Nit will be on my side if you start a war!

Jack says:
Damn
This is true
And with your height and her planning.....good gods....

Lindsey says:
:3

Jack says:
As long as Rebecca doesn't get involved too

Lindsey says:
oh yes. well. she's on my side as well i'm sure

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PostSubject: Re: Never, ever trust Frosty when you're in a IM conversation with him   Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:04 pm

4:37:01 PM Jack: I don't know. Depends what I got to see on the pills. KEKEKEKEKEKE.


2:44:53 PM Jack: Blast. My speech skill is obviously not high enougj.
2:45:04 PM Jack: Must invest more points in personality and charisma.
2:45:13 PM Jack: Must of levelled up by now though, surely...
2:45:59 PM NitWhit: heh maybe I just have a high will defense
2:46:20 PM Jack: This is true. I should of tried it on somewhere dumber and drunker.
2:46:38 PM NitWhit: yep


8:55:31 PM Jack: I'm not allowed to make farting noises?
8:55:32 PM Jack: Awwwwww
8:55:39 PM NitWhit: hah
8:55:50 PM Jack: Are penis jokes immature too?
8:56:14 PM NitWhit: actually farting noises beat athletes walking into class 20 minutes in with their ipods on singing
8:56:26 PM NitWhit: yes, though alright when in a group of just guys
8:57:46 PM Jack: Damn it.
8:57:50 PM Jack: Athletes. Ugh.
8:57:53 PM Jack: Exercise. Ugh.
8:57:57 PM Jack: JOCKS. GAH!

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